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Simpsons spelar i en liga för sig!

 

* Operator! Give me the number for 911!

* Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

* Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

* [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
   Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

* That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college

* 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

* I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

* Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them

* (Upon finding out he's been admitted to college): (Singing) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

* Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.